snapchatting:

girl: dad i’m pregnant

dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!

(via beyoncevevo)

meatbicyclevevo:

rnasturbaking:

how to stop straight white boys: step one

That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.

(via cokeproblem)

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(via guccier)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via phobias)

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undeadthug:

Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)

this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual 

(Source: fseventh, via jerkofficial)

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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(via happiest)

catypus:

the revolution is here

(via nishlo)

(via daisyboundharry)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via nishlo)