girl: dad i’m pregnant
dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!
how to stop straight white boys: step one
That wouldn’t stop me. That would fuel me. In this everlasting game of life we are taught one thing. One key concept. We are taught that Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek fuels me in my conquest for sexe boobs and sending pics of my little Shrek. Shrek is all I know. Shrek is all I need.
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
Jessie J accidentally pressed the button x)
this is sort of like when she accidentally became bisexual
me walking in school:
me walking out of school: