caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

(Source: coelasquid, via d0nn0)

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch

(via sorry)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via okaymad)

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

(via mole)

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with maths and throw vases at mean people

(via saltedvagina)

ridge:

when you tell a guy you’re ready

(via oomshi)

(via milotlc)

drunktrophywife:

ragandboner:

modelcult:

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

How is this emvarassing she’s cute as he’ll

(Source: qarcon, via psyduk)

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

(via neatpotatoes)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via ugly)